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Tall at the Club | TallBoyz

Tall at the Club | TallBoyz


[club music playing] WOMAN: Oh! WOMAN 2: Wow,
those guys are so tall. WOMAN: Must be nice being
that tall in the club. ♪ ALL: ♪ This what happens
when you tall at the club ♪ GULED: ♪ All eyes on us
as we hover above ♪ VANCE: ♪ Being tall at the club
is everyone’s dream ♪ TIM: ♪ But not when you
got low self-esteem ♪ GULED: ♪ Locked eyes with
a girl who’s just my type ♪ GULED: ♪ When I walk up to her,
I hit my head on a pipe ♪ ALL: ♪ Ow! GULED: ♪ I try to rebound,
I use my catchphrase ♪ ALL: ♪ “Howdy!” GULED: ♪ But she can’t hear me
so she just walks away ♪ FRANCO: ♪ When you
tall at the club… ♪ GULED: ♪ You can’t
hide your gloom ♪ TIM: ♪ People see you fail
from every part of the room ♪ GULED: ♪ Everyone’s lookin’,
I feel like a schlub ♪ ALL: ♪ But this what happens
when you tall at the club ♪ [loud bang]
GULED: Ow! Goddamn it!
Pipes everywhere! FRANCO: It’s industrial design. GULED: Who designed this?
FRANCO: Frank Gehry. GULED: [sighs] VANCE: ♪ This what happens
when you tall in the place ♪ ♪ Gotta keep my elbows
tucked down by my waist ♪ ♪ Can’t get excited when
the DJ drops the bass ♪ ♪ If I do, I hit petite
people in the face ♪ [loud smack]
MAN: Ow! VANCE: My god,
are you okay? MAN: Watch where you’re going! VANCE: I am so sorry.
Uh… You wanna dance? MAN: No! ♪ VANCE: ♪ Girl,
check it out ♪ ♪ Ooh-wee,
let’s begin ♪ ♪ When Shorty backs it up,
her booty’s on my shins ♪ ♪ I gotta do a wall squat
to match her height ♪ ♪ My muscles’ gonna cramp
for the rest of the night ♪ ALL: ♪ When you
tall at the club ♪ ♪ it ain’t what it seems GULED: ♪ Tall like a Redwood
but I’m not a tree ♪ ALL: ♪ When you
tall at the club ♪ ♪ it ain’t all that tight VANCE: ♪ I try to raise the roof
but I hit the lights ♪ TIM: ♪ This what happens when
you tall and nature calls ♪ ♪ Even in here,
my head’s above the stalls ♪ ♪ It’s really awkward
if I look around ♪ ♪ So I have to take
a pee sittin’ down ♪ GULED: ♪ When you
tall at the club ♪ ♪ the grass isn’t greener TIM: ♪ Most guys
at the loo think ♪ ♪ I’m looking
at their wiener ♪ MAN: Dude!
TIM: Sorry. [urinal flushes] TIM: It’s in my
peripheral vision! GULED: ♪ Oh! [crowd cheering] ♪ VANCE: Ah! FRANCO: ♪ This what happens
when you tall at the club ♪ ♪ People say, “Yo, you are
really tall,” like… ♪ GULED: You’re not tall. FRANCO: Yes, I am. I’m 5’11” and a half. VANCE: Oh, we got
a giant on our hands. TIM: [laughs] Dude, you’re
embarrassing yourself. WOMAN: Wow,
you’re really tall. What are you,
5’11”? FRANCO: 5’11” and a half! WOMAN: Amazing. You should come
join us for drinks. ♪ GULED: ♪ So when you
see us tall titans ♪ VANCE: ♪ Show us some love TIM: ♪ ‘Cause it
ain’t always easy ♪ ALL: ♪ Being tall
at the club ♪ FRANCO: Yes, it is!

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